In honor of it FINALLY being Friday (and a long weekend coming up, even), I give you my very, very favorite jokes. As a bonus, it's actually a trilogy.
These are not the best jokes to read, but I promise you, actually telling them is more fun than you can imagine. Just remembering the look on Todd's face when I told him the last one gives me a serious case of the giggles.
Okay, so it was way more fun for me to tell than for him to hear. Just tell 'em to somebody, you won't be sorry!
Joke #1
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting Cow
You: Inter...
Me (interrupting before you can finish saying your line): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joke #2
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Confused chicken
You: Confused chi...
Me (interrupting): Moo!
Joke #3
Me: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Interrupting giraffe.
You: Interrupting gira-
Me(interrupting): (Leans in very close and stares.)
Go forth and spread laughter!
2 comments:
Those are actually sort of funny. I wonder if they'll work on Dan.
OMG!! I could totally teach J-man the first one because he says "moo" every time the word cow is mentioned.
You are seriously too funny.
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