Hello everyone out there in that crazy world-wide-web place. It’s me, Todd. I appear in this blog as a character occasionally. I’ve now been asked to appear as a special guest blogger. I like to be short, and to the point. Therefore, here are my guest observations:
Sara Palin: Ruined the word “vacuous”
John McCain: Who?
Barack Obama: Pretty cool. Smart. Kinda nerdy
Joe Biden: Uhm, clean?
Jennifer Moore: No idea. She’s the head of the Kentucky Democratic Party, and clearly did something to piss off that guy at pageonekentucky.com. Thought she deserved an honorable mention.
Daniel Lewis: OK, I was thinking about that red-head guy from Band of Brothers, and now “Life”—but it also happens to be my brother’s name. Both pretty cool. Not the Last of the Mohicans (he had a cool name, then put the word “Day” in as some kind of consonant middle name. A marketing ploy in other words).
Junk food: Pure evil. Evildoers brought this evil evildom upon us.
Wheat bread: Cool. Mavericky, even. Also Clif Bars. I can live entire weekends on Clif Bars.
Flyfishing: It’s actually fun. Makes the phrase “high class fishing” not a contradiction in terms. Will not, however, lead to “an understanding of life,” or cure mid-life crises. I will not write a book about it.
YMCA: OK song, even better place. Even if you’re not a Christian, or a young man.
Flyleaf:This is a band my “Little Brother” introduced me to. I don’t get it, find it a little scary, and so that makes me an old dude.
Kara: My wife. Great lady. Way hipper than me, as you can tell.
That is all, and thank you for your support.