Here's the thing:
I woke up this morning at the appropriate time, went downstairs, had some breakfast, shifted around the paper, etc., etc., and decided that I might skip Sunday School and go to just church instead.
Then, I putzed around a little more, and decided that I'd just skip church altogether.
I know, I know, shocking. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they don't dock my Presbyterian elder pay.
Oh, right . . . there is no pay. Anyway, I don't expect to be fired.