Oh, man, oh, man.
You know how I said the other day that I've been thinking alot about whether God has a plan for me?
Well, I figured it out! Monday morning, I'm going to quit my job and get started on my new life goal . . .
. . . to play electric violin in a Led Zeppelin cover band!
Seriously, it's going to be so cool! I'll grow my hair out kind of like that super cool chick that used to be in the band on the Happy Days, and I'll get a tattoo, and I'll wear leather and stuff, and I'll pierce something else, like maybe my lip or my eyebrow, and I'll sleep late every day and play smoky dive bars every night and probably get to meet Barack Obama because he's cool, too, and man oh man, will it be cool!
I'm so not kidding, people.
[And lest you think that there is no such thing as an electric violin player in a Led Zeppelin cover band, I saw one tonight, with the Louisville Orchestra, so it's a totally workable plan.]
Monday morning. Quittin' my job.
2 comments:
You are too funny! I must say, though, that you would be a super great rocker!
Nice. Go for it!
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