Wednesday, November 12, 2008

He Wasn't Amused

Today in court:

Dude: Man, can't I just get a fine or somethin'?

Me: No, you could go to jail. You're on probation, and you're charged with Carrying a Concealed Deadly Weapon and Possession of Marijuana.

Dude: That wasn't a weapon, it was a stick! A stick, to keep the dogs off me!

Me: Oh, because they were attracted to the smell of the pot?


DSS said...

I love it! You should write a book!!!! Does that sound familiar????

Jonathan's Mommy said...

Please tell me that you didn't actually say that?!

Kara Lewis said...

I confess, I actually said it.