Today in court:
Dude: Man, can't I just get a fine or somethin'?
Me: No, you could go to jail. You're on probation, and you're charged with Carrying a Concealed Deadly Weapon and Possession of Marijuana.
Dude: That wasn't a weapon, it was a stick! A stick, to keep the dogs off me!
Me: Oh, because they were attracted to the smell of the pot?
3 comments:
I love it! You should write a book!!!! Does that sound familiar????
Please tell me that you didn't actually say that?!
I confess, I actually said it.
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